The Spectacle of the Woke Testicle

Identity Politics, Genitalia, and Absurdity (Vol. 3; Issue 12)

Mar 28, 2023

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A testicle spectacle erupted after a routine encounter at an Apple store. My laptop, ruined by my maniacal puppy Zoe spilling water onto its keyboard, needed replacing. It made crackling sounds whenever I used it—hardly a positive sign. Plus, the shift button stuck. I called Apple. A cheerful technician guided me through the purchase process. He told me…

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