Mobile Phones as Anal Masturbation

Cell Phone Addiction and a Vulgar Method Of Recovery (Vol. 4; Issue 22)

Some early pioneers of psychoanalysis believed anal masturbation could become a problem in children’s development. It sounds strange, but remember these concepts emerged long ago—way early in the 20th century. The ideas go something like this:

If you’re an infant/toddler born to a dysfunctional family, you look to your mother for love. If you find neith…